What would be something yummy to make?

I have a bag of frozen leaf spinach, a partial block of Velveeta, some old hamburger that needs to be used(starting to get that twang-smell), a smidge of er, some old BBQ sauce, sweetened condensed milk, 100% bran cereal, half an onion, two shots of Jager, a bag of stale pretzels, some popcorn (unpopped, microwaveable) and a can of cream of mushroom soup. That is all the food I have, and it needs to last me four more days. What can I make to eat that would be healthy and delicious? If not delicious, then at least edible?